not a witch then.
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Originally posted by chef View Postsounds like the words of a nervous man to me, he's a 1970's style witch, he's a witch, i've found one, over here !!!
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I used to work with an Indian lady called Swastika in Dubai. Don't know how common it is though. I also used to work with a lady who had the surname Cockhead. Now I'm sure that's not very common.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAnd his inappropriately named wife, Swastika.Comment
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Laughed at a radio interview this morning on my way in as they were interviewing a Dr Slaughter who sounded like he'd been inhaling helium.Originally posted by wurzel View PostI used to work with an Indian lady called Swastika in Dubai. Don't know how common it is though. I also used to work with a lady who had the surname Cockhead. Now I'm sure that's not very common.Comment
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FYI, male witches are usually called "Warlocks".
Unlike the archetypal wizened "old crone" who has a wart the size of Lichtenstein on her nose, and a mangy old cat at her heels (no, not Bagpuss), a male warlock is typically good looking and charismatic, much like Julian Sands in "Warlock".Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Well maybe he should drop the S from his name thenOriginally posted by fckvwls View PostLaughed at a radio interview this morning on my way in as they were interviewing a Dr Slaughter who sounded like he'd been inhaling helium.Comment
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Sex, sexx sex, it's always about sex, isn't it...Originally posted by DS23 View Postah hah! so what's the difference between a warlock and a wizard then bgg?
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