We're out on a mate's motor cruiser put-putting up the Thames.
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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Pah! It was your idea. You said we should hook up, can't expect her to put out without a little wining and dining do youOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostHmmmm - how come it's always you who pays?

Er a real answer .... becuase I'm a nice guy? Getting taken out on Tuesday so I'm hoping she'll (different person to last night) will pay then. Then again I'm also hoping she'll sleep with me
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostGetting taken out on Tuesday so I'm hoping she'll (different person to last night) will pay then. Then again I'm also hoping she'll sleep with me

Dont you feel pressured into sleeping with her just because she's paying mind!!! You're not a piece of meat!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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your right Sal, positive thinking, SP look at yourself in the mirror beforehand and repeatOriginally posted by SallyAnne View Post
Dont you feel pressured into sleeping with her just because she's paying mind!!! You're not a piece of meat!!
"your a big hard long piece of man meat grrrrr".. go get 'em tigerLast edited by chef; 7 August 2009, 12:17.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Picking DD1 up in a couple hours.
DD1&2 swimming lessons Sat morning, afternoon walking around scarecrow festival in local village.
Sunday bowling and roast dinnerComment
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Damn right. She better show she respects me or she'll be getting the cold shoulder even if she is foxy as hell.Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
Dont you feel pressured into sleeping with her just because she's paying mind!!! You're not a piece of meat!!
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Do let us know ....Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostDamn right. She better show she respects me or she'll be getting the cold shoulder even if she is foxy as hell.
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And if that doesnt go to plan I'm sure SA knows a couple of game Geordie lasses who could help you outOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostDamn right. She better show she respects me or she'll be getting the cold shoulder even if she is foxy as hell.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Brother in law's stag party. Messy."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Particularly as he seems to already be marriedOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View PostBrother in law's stag party. Messy.
I have every confidence in my crash and burn.Originally posted by Zippy View PostDo let us know ....
Nah, though she is hapy to suggest I hook up with my mates wife after too much vinoOriginally posted by DaveB View PostAnd if that doesnt go to plan I'm sure SA knows a couple of game Geordie lasses who could help you out

Sockpuppet in not letting it go mode
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