We're out on a mate's motor cruiser put-putting up the Thames.
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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostHmmmm - how come it's always you who pays?
Er a real answer .... becuase I'm a nice guy? Getting taken out on Tuesday so I'm hoping she'll (different person to last night) will pay then. Then again I'm also hoping she'll sleep with meComment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostGetting taken out on Tuesday so I'm hoping she'll (different person to last night) will pay then. Then again I'm also hoping she'll sleep with me
Dont you feel pressured into sleeping with her just because she's paying mind!!! You're not a piece of meat!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
Dont you feel pressured into sleeping with her just because she's paying mind!!! You're not a piece of meat!!
"your a big hard long piece of man meat grrrrr".. go get 'em tigerLast edited by chef; 7 August 2009, 12:17.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Picking DD1 up in a couple hours.
DD1&2 swimming lessons Sat morning, afternoon walking around scarecrow festival in local village.
Sunday bowling and roast dinnerComment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
Dont you feel pressured into sleeping with her just because she's paying mind!!! You're not a piece of meat!!Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostDamn right. She better show she respects me or she'll be getting the cold shoulder even if she is foxy as hell.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostDamn right. She better show she respects me or she'll be getting the cold shoulder even if she is foxy as hell."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Brother in law's stag party. Messy."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostBrother in law's stag party. Messy.
Originally posted by Zippy View PostDo let us know ....
Originally posted by DaveB View PostAnd if that doesnt go to plan I'm sure SA knows a couple of game Geordie lasses who could help you out
Sockpuppet in not letting it go modeComment
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