How to judge if asylum seekers are genuine...

[sasguru]

Ask them where they want to live in the UK and why.
If they pick Swindon or anywhere "oop North", life must have been very bad for them indeed in their home countries and they are genuine.

HTH

[mace]

You get extra points if you've chosen to live in Scotland when you apply for citizenship.

[sasguru]

You get extra points if you've chosen to live in Scotland when you apply for citizenship.

I don't count Scotland as "oop north", the people are much higher quality.
Just look at how clever the Scots are - they've finally got their revenge for years of English oppression by bankrupting England. The lesson to be learnt: keep the Scots on yer side.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Just 'And' the result of other tests with (0==1) and you'll get the genuine result every time.

[minestrone]

I don't count Scotland as "oop north", the people are much higher quality.
Just look at how clever the Scots are - they've finally got their revenge for years of English oppression by bankrupting England. The lesson to be learnt: keep the Scots on yer side.

As I have said often on here Brown is a sleeper, it took us years to get one in there and he is doing a fine fine job.

Anyway you don't get more points if you come to Scotland, they are just proposing that. Hopefully when they bring it in the asylum seekers think 'if they give us more points to go there it must be sh1t' and chose England. It's just another ploy to keep us the purest aryan race in Europe.

[NotAllThere]

Ask them where they want to live in the UK and why.
If they pick Swindon or anywhere "oop North", life must have been very bad for them indeed in their home countries and they are genuine.

HTH

Mock the Week was quite entertaining, wasn't it.

[sasguru]

Mock the Week was quite entertaining, wasn't it.

Was wondering if anyone would notice

Yes wasn't it just?