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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Driving back from work this afternoon, on the A56 just getting onto the M56,

    A great big badger, dead, obviously a road kill. It was the size of a very large dog, not a small animal at all
    Just the one? Try living out here in the sticks.


    Anyway, my wife's grandfather's philosophy was:

    "The more roadkill you see, the better the year it is for the animals"
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #12
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      It's remarkably like being drunk...
      Ask a glass of water
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #13
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Ask a glass of water
        flying is easy
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
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          And there was me thinking you were going to tell us how the Y key on your keyboard had fallen off!
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #15
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
            And there was me thinking you were going to tell us how the Y key on your keyboard had fallen off!
            I'm posh me, not like ou



            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Tb

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                #17
                Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                And there was me thinking you were going to tell us how the Y key on your keyboard had fallen off!
                I had G jam once. To post drivel here without the use of that letter can be done, even if the prose style comes across as a little odd.
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Just throw yourself at the ground and miss...
                  I'm not afraid of falling, it's the hitting the ground bit I'm not keen on.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    ALT 121

                    ALT 90.

                    HTH.


                    Only if you use the numeric keypad...

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                      #20
                      So you now have a new shaving brush?

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