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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So you now have a new shaving brush?
    no, all the best tufts had gone



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  • BrilloPad
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    So you now have a new shaving brush?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    ALT 121

    ALT 90.

    HTH.


    Only if you use the numeric keypad...

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Just throw yourself at the ground and miss...
    I'm not afraid of falling, it's the hitting the ground bit I'm not keen on.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    And there was me thinking you were going to tell us how the Y key on your keyboard had fallen off!
    I had G jam once. To post drivel here without the use of that letter can be done, even if the prose style comes across as a little odd.

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  • ribble
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    Tb

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    And there was me thinking you were going to tell us how the Y key on your keyboard had fallen off!
    I'm posh me, not like ou



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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Ver Ver Sad
    And there was me thinking you were going to tell us how the Y key on your keyboard had fallen off!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Ask a glass of water
    flying is easy

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It's remarkably like being drunk...
    Ask a glass of water

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Driving back from work this afternoon, on the A56 just getting onto the M56,

    A great big badger, dead, obviously a road kill. It was the size of a very large dog, not a small animal at all
    Just the one? Try living out here in the sticks.


    Anyway, my wife's grandfather's philosophy was:

    "The more roadkill you see, the better the year it is for the animals"

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    A. Dent ?

    never leave home without your towel



    DON'T PANIC

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Did it leave a dent?
    A. Dent ?

    never leave home without your towel



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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Driving back from work this afternoon, on the A56 just getting onto the M56,

    A great big badger, dead, obviously a road kill. It was the size of a very large dog, not a small animal at all




    Did it leave a dent?

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  • Green Mango
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Driving back from work this afternoon, on the A56 just getting onto the M56,

    A great big badger, dead, obviously a road kill. It was the size of a very large dog, not a small animal at all

    Well in truth it's good to have some time off especially if it's making your life a misery, but I wonder when if ever the next gig will appear.

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