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    #11
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    coffee
    I feel all dirty now.
    You're filthy and you know it
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Coffee! Tightwad
      My sentiments exactly
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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        #13
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        You're filthy and you know it
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

        Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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          #14
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          You're filthy and you know it
          I can only think of one thing better than a filthy woman



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I can only think of one thing better than a filthy woman



            a bunch of filthy woman?

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              #16
              Originally posted by Bright Spark View Post
              a bunch of filthy woman?
              dont be daft.

              ten pints and a vindaloo


              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                coffee
                I feel all dirty now.
                Why only coffee? Why not lunch?

                I refuse to sign a contract unless its over lunch.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Why only coffee? Why not lunch?

                  I refuse to sign a contract unless its over lunch.
                  - great idea!

                  I'll try that at renewal time
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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                    #19
                    I got a brolly once. Was that to stop me getting peed on by higher management??

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Why only coffee? Why not lunch?

                      I refuse to sign a contract unless its over lunch.
                      Back in permie days we had a client who refused to sign a contract until treated to a meal in a top class restaurant with champers after. He was our favourite customer. 'cos he insisted that we technical bods were invited as well
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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