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    #31
    Lets cut to the chase.

    House prices? Up or down?
    French people? Cheese eating surrender monkeys or suave Gallic lovers?
    Tony Blair? Visionary world leader or grinning tw@t?
    .NET? Cool or sub zero?

    I don't want to waste my time with a loser.

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      #32
      ok hate the french. They smell of garlic and spend far too long in the Salle de Bain.
      Houses.. down down deeper and down.
      . Net? nonono fishnet yes.
      Tony Blair only good for the odd shag (and I hope it would be very very odd indeed /swoon)
      Every Hole A Goal

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        #33
        Right.

        Next hurdle is physical attractiveness and the love of dogs.



        How am I doing?

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          #34
          House prices?

          here you go way to fast
          don't slow down you're gonna crash


          French people?

          Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
          Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
          Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
          Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
          Burnin'!


          Tony Blair?

          And now, the end is near;
          And so I face the final curtain.
          My friend, I’ll say it clear,
          I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain.

          I’ve lived a life that’s full.
          I’ve traveled each and ev’ry highway;
          And more, much more than this,
          I did it my way.



          .NET?

          I want money

          (That's what I want)
          That's what I want
          (That's what I want)
          That's what I want
          (That's what I want)
          That's what I want
          (That's what I want)

          I want money
          I want lots of money
          In fact I want so much money
          Give me your money
          Just give me money



          References:


          Wendy James of Transvision Vamp


          The Trammps


          Francis Albert Sinatra


          The Flying Lizards
          Vieze Oude Man

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            #35
            Originally posted by DimPrawn
            Right.

            Next hurdle is physical attractiveness and the love of dogs.



            How am I doing?
            I hate that simpering, always asking for food, smelly, wet fur, wet nosed, dumbness.
            And I hate dogs too.
            Now pussies?? Now you're talking.

            The Flying Lizards?????????
            Every Hole A Goal

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              #36
              Originally posted by trinity
              I hate that simpering, always asking for food, smelly, wet fur, wet nosed, dumbness.
              And I hate dogs too.
              Ah yes, permie middle management....


              Originally posted by trinity
              The Flying Lizards?????????
              I know, Im showing my age... I believe Zeitghost applied to join but sadly was rejected as 'he hadnt shaved properly'.
              Vieze Oude Man

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                #37
                you contractors are pretty amazing creatures. I'm not entirely sure you're all human beings
                Every Hole A Goal

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                  #38
                  trinity, have a google for 'David Icke' and 'Illumanati'.

                  It will all become clear.....
                  Vieze Oude Man

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by mcquiggd
                    trinity, have a google for 'David Icke' and 'Illumanati'.

                    It will all become clear.....
                    ahhh contractors shall inherit the earth?
                    Every Hole A Goal

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by trinity
                      ahhh contractors shall inherit the earth?
                      No mate, that's the Greeks.

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