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    #21
    You know when your contract is dull when...

    you have to go to the pub in the afternoon.
    Last edited by n5gooner; 9 November 2005, 16:24.
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #22
      Originally posted by DimPrawn
      ....having a tulip is the highlight of the day. Roll on Christmas.
      It's probably the only time during the day when you give something back to the client.

      Fungus.

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        #23
        LOL.

        Yes, it's what the specification asked for.

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          #24
          Originally posted by DimPrawn
          The usual story. Told one thing at the interview and a completely different story on the ground.

          Luckily the contract ends in December.

          Oh and it's £400/day for having a tulip, so not so bad.
          bloody hell what do you do for that kind of dosh? Blow jobs for the managing director?
          Every Hole A Goal

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            #25
            If it's in the spec, then yes.

            What a fantastic Dalek!

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              #26
              thank you (/blush) no one has ever said that to me before. Do you come here often?
              I love the increase and decrease size buttons. They should be available in all aspects of life.
              Every Hole A Goal

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                #27
                Originally posted by trinity
                thank you (/blush) no one has ever said that to me before. Do you come here often?
                I love the increase and decrease size buttons. They should be available in all aspects of life.
                Join Date: Jul 2005
                Posts: 693

                Too often.



                PS. This will kill Xog.

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                  #28
                  who is this Xog you speak of Oh Fishy one?
                  Every Hole A Goal

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                    #29
                    That's good. Forgotten him already.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn
                      That's good. Forgotten him already.
                      Tsk tsk not so much prawn but a big white shark?
                      Every Hole A Goal

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