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No mate, that's the Greeks.Originally posted by trinityahhh contractors shall inherit the earth?
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ahhh contractors shall inherit the earth?Originally posted by mcquiggdtrinity, have a google for 'David Icke' and 'Illumanati'.
It will all become clear.....
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trinity, have a google for 'David Icke' and 'Illumanati'.
It will all become clear.....
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you contractors are pretty amazing creatures. I'm not entirely sure you're all human beings
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Ah yes, permie middle management....Originally posted by trinityI hate that simpering, always asking for food, smelly, wet fur, wet nosed, dumbness.
And I hate dogs too.
I know, Im showing my age... I believe Zeitghost applied to join but sadly was rejected as 'he hadnt shaved properly'.Originally posted by trinityThe Flying Lizards?????????
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I hate that simpering, always asking for food, smelly, wet fur, wet nosed, dumbness.Originally posted by DimPrawnRight.
Next hurdle is physical attractiveness and the love of dogs.
How am I doing?
And I hate dogs too.
Now pussies?? Now you're talking.
The Flying Lizards?????????
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House prices?
here you go way to fast
don't slow down you're gonna crash
French people?
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
Burnin'!
Tony Blair?
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I’ll say it clear,
I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain.
I’ve lived a life that’s full.
I’ve traveled each and ev’ry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
.NET?
I want money
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
I want money
I want lots of money
In fact I want so much money
Give me your money
Just give me money
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Wendy James of Transvision Vamp
The Trammps
Francis Albert Sinatra
The Flying Lizards
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Right.
Next hurdle is physical attractiveness and the love of dogs.
How am I doing?
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ok hate the french. They smell of garlic and spend far too long in the Salle de Bain.
Houses.. down down deeper and down.
. Net? nonono fishnet yes.
Tony Blair only good for the odd shag (and I hope it would be very very odd indeed /swoon)
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Lets cut to the chase.
House prices? Up or down?
French people? Cheese eating surrender monkeys or suave Gallic lovers?
Tony Blair? Visionary world leader or grinning tw@t?
.NET? Cool or sub zero?
I don't want to waste my time with a loser.
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Tsk tsk not so much prawn but a big white shark?Originally posted by DimPrawnThat's good. Forgotten him already.
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Join Date: Jul 2005Originally posted by trinitythank you (/blush) no one has ever said that to me before. Do you come here often?
I love the increase and decrease size buttons. They should be available in all aspects of life.
Posts: 693
Too often.
PS. This will kill Xog.
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