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Previously on "You know when your contract is dull when..."

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  • zathras
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    Just think of the invoice. Keeps me going anyway!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by trinity
    ahhh contractors shall inherit the earth?
    No mate, that's the Greeks.

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  • trinity
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    Originally posted by mcquiggd
    trinity, have a google for 'David Icke' and 'Illumanati'.

    It will all become clear.....
    ahhh contractors shall inherit the earth?

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  • mcquiggd
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    trinity, have a google for 'David Icke' and 'Illumanati'.

    It will all become clear.....

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  • trinity
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    you contractors are pretty amazing creatures. I'm not entirely sure you're all human beings

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  • mcquiggd
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    Originally posted by trinity
    I hate that simpering, always asking for food, smelly, wet fur, wet nosed, dumbness.
    And I hate dogs too.
    Ah yes, permie middle management....


    Originally posted by trinity
    The Flying Lizards?????????
    I know, Im showing my age... I believe Zeitghost applied to join but sadly was rejected as 'he hadnt shaved properly'.

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  • trinity
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Right.

    Next hurdle is physical attractiveness and the love of dogs.



    How am I doing?
    I hate that simpering, always asking for food, smelly, wet fur, wet nosed, dumbness.
    And I hate dogs too.
    Now pussies?? Now you're talking.

    The Flying Lizards?????????

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  • mcquiggd
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    House prices?

    here you go way to fast
    don't slow down you're gonna crash


    French people?

    Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
    Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
    Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
    Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
    Burnin'!


    Tony Blair?

    And now, the end is near;
    And so I face the final curtain.
    My friend, I’ll say it clear,
    I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain.

    I’ve lived a life that’s full.
    I’ve traveled each and ev’ry highway;
    And more, much more than this,
    I did it my way.



    .NET?

    I want money

    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)

    I want money
    I want lots of money
    In fact I want so much money
    Give me your money
    Just give me money



    References:


    Wendy James of Transvision Vamp


    The Trammps


    Francis Albert Sinatra


    The Flying Lizards

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  • DimPrawn
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    Right.

    Next hurdle is physical attractiveness and the love of dogs.



    How am I doing?

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  • trinity
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    ok hate the french. They smell of garlic and spend far too long in the Salle de Bain.
    Houses.. down down deeper and down.
    . Net? nonono fishnet yes.
    Tony Blair only good for the odd shag (and I hope it would be very very odd indeed /swoon)

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  • DimPrawn
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    Lets cut to the chase.

    House prices? Up or down?
    French people? Cheese eating surrender monkeys or suave Gallic lovers?
    Tony Blair? Visionary world leader or grinning tw@t?
    .NET? Cool or sub zero?

    I don't want to waste my time with a loser.

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  • trinity
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    That's good. Forgotten him already.
    Tsk tsk not so much prawn but a big white shark?

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  • DimPrawn
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    That's good. Forgotten him already.

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  • trinity
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    who is this Xog you speak of Oh Fishy one?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by trinity
    thank you (/blush) no one has ever said that to me before. Do you come here often?
    I love the increase and decrease size buttons. They should be available in all aspects of life.
    Join Date: Jul 2005
    Posts: 693

    Too often.



    PS. This will kill Xog.

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