You know when your contract is dull when...

[DimPrawn]

Lets cut to the chase.

House prices? Up or down?
French people? Cheese eating surrender monkeys or suave Gallic lovers?
Tony Blair? Visionary world leader or grinning tw@t?
.NET? Cool or sub zero?

I don't want to waste my time with a loser.

[trinity]

ok hate the french. They smell of garlic and spend far too long in the Salle de Bain.
Houses.. down down deeper and down.
. Net? nonono fishnet yes.
Tony Blair only good for the odd shag (and I hope it would be very very odd indeed /swoon)

[DimPrawn]

Right.

Next hurdle is physical attractiveness and the love of dogs.



How am I doing?

[mcquiggd]

House prices?

here you go way to fast
don't slow down you're gonna crash

French people?

Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
Burnin'!

Tony Blair?

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I’ll say it clear,
I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain.

I’ve lived a life that’s full.
I’ve traveled each and ev’ry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.


.NET?

I want money

(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)

I want money
I want lots of money
In fact I want so much money
Give me your money
Just give me money


References:


Wendy James of Transvision Vamp


The Trammps


Francis Albert Sinatra


The Flying Lizards

[trinity]

Right.

Next hurdle is physical attractiveness and the love of dogs.



How am I doing?

I hate that simpering, always asking for food, smelly, wet fur, wet nosed, dumbness.
And I hate dogs too.
Now pussies?? Now you're talking.

The Flying Lizards?????????

[mcquiggd]

I hate that simpering, always asking for food, smelly, wet fur, wet nosed, dumbness.
And I hate dogs too.

Ah yes, permie middle management....

The Flying Lizards?????????

I know, Im showing my age... I believe Zeitghost applied to join but sadly was rejected as 'he hadnt shaved properly'.

[trinity]

you contractors are pretty amazing creatures. I'm not entirely sure you're all human beings

[mcquiggd]

trinity, have a google for 'David Icke' and 'Illumanati'.

It will all become clear.....

[trinity]

trinity, have a google for 'David Icke' and 'Illumanati'.

It will all become clear.....

ahhh contractors shall inherit the earth?

[Churchill]

ahhh contractors shall inherit the earth?

No mate, that's the Greeks.