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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWaspies are brill litle creatures, It is coming up to that time of year when my garden will be full of waspies because I put jam out for them.
I have a nest in the garden, below ground (which is unusual).
I think I'll leave the little blighters alone for now.
My missus will exterminate them with extreme prejudice, if they get up to any mischief like arbitrarily stinging the children, dogs, cats, rabbits etc.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I have found a few dopey wasps in my living room over the last few days. I think this weather is confusing them - but I'm no David BelamyComment
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Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View PostI have found a few dopey wasps in my living room over the last few days. I think this weather is confusing them - but I'm no David Belamy
If you see them you should kill them because these are 'explorers' from the nest that are seeking food sources for their young. If they find a source you will end up with masses of them after they communicate it back to the nest.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostIf you see them you should kill them because these are 'explorers' from the nest that are seeking food sources for their young. If they find a source you will end up with masses of them after they communicate it back to the nest.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh stop moaning. It's only a little *****.Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostIt's not the size that matters ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostQuite. And you need smaller curtains, which is handy in this economic climate.Comment
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostWhatever did wasps do before jam was invented? I wonder.
I have a nest in the garden, below ground (which is unusual).
I think I'll leave the little blighters alone for now.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostIndeed. But I'm sure that yours are plenty small enough+50 Xeno Geek Points
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