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    #11
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Waspies are brill litle creatures, It is coming up to that time of year when my garden will be full of waspies because I put jam out for them.
    Why would you do that ?

    Rhubarb.

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      #12
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Waspies are brill litle creatures, It is coming up to that time of year when my garden will be full of waspies because I put jam out for them.
      Whatever did wasps do before jam was invented? I wonder.

      I have a nest in the garden, below ground (which is unusual).

      I think I'll leave the little blighters alone for now.

      My missus will exterminate them with extreme prejudice, if they get up to any mischief like arbitrarily stinging the children, dogs, cats, rabbits etc.

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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        #13
        I have found a few dopey wasps in my living room over the last few days. I think this weather is confusing them - but I'm no David Belamy

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          #14
          Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View Post
          I have found a few dopey wasps in my living room over the last few days. I think this weather is confusing them - but I'm no David Belamy

          If you see them you should kill them because these are 'explorers' from the nest that are seeking food sources for their young. If they find a source you will end up with masses of them after they communicate it back to the nest.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
            If you see them you should kill them because these are 'explorers' from the nest that are seeking food sources for their young. If they find a source you will end up with masses of them after they communicate it back to the nest.
            Oh stop moaning. It's only a little *****.
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              #16
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Oh stop moaning. It's only a little *****.
              It's not the size that matters ...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                It's not the size that matters ...
                Quite. And you need smaller curtains, which is handy in this economic climate.
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Quite. And you need smaller curtains, which is handy in this economic climate.
                  Indeed. But I'm sure that yours are plenty small enough

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                    Whatever did wasps do before jam was invented? I wonder.
                    I dunno, but like many of us they enjoy visiting a pub with a pleasant beer garden on a sunny summer afternoon.

                    I have a nest in the garden, below ground (which is unusual).

                    I think I'll leave the little blighters alone for now.
                    I advise you do. We had one underground when I was very young on the edge of our lawn. My father discovered it while mowing the lawn... as far as I remember he pushed the mower over the top of the nest and then stepped in it.
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                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                      Indeed. But I'm sure that yours are plenty small enough
                      Nah. Full length
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