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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Pass me a coke please. Anyone else?
    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Yep, here please.
    Me too. Could I have two lines please?

    Can I use this £50 note for snorting please? I never carry anything smaller........

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      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      I put it in a little bowl over here. Oh. It's a chunk of carrot. Eh?
      I tried to tell you yesterday - Nemo, flush. Remember?
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
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      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Me too. Could I have two lines please?

        Can I use this £50 note for snorting please? I never carry anything smaller........
        Of course. We are all contractors after all. I wouldn't touch the marching powder with anything smaller.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
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        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Of course. We are all contractors after all. I wouldn't touch the marching powder with anything smaller.
          Ah yes.

          The only thing that can make a Bolivian move like a Masai.

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            Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
            Ah yes.

            The only thing that can make a Bolivian move like a Masai.
            More?

            Some more Pimms for me I think
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              More?

              Some more Pimms for me I think
              <slips some speed in>

              Here you go.....

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                <slips some speed in>

                Here you go.....
                Whee! Thanks, I feel so much more lively today
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  More?

                  Some more Pimms for me I think
                  mmm

                  Pimms O'Clock.

                  With the uber annoying Alexander Armstrong

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                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I tried to tell you yesterday - Nemo, flush. Remember?
                    Oops.



                    Nevermind... I don't think HH noticed.

                    Hmm... keeping Ninja in the title, what about 'Ninja Nobility'?

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                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Oops.



                      Nevermind... I don't think HH noticed.

                      Hmm... keeping Ninja in the title, what about 'Ninja Nobility'?
                      It has a certain something ....
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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