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Friday's Favourite Fives
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Favourite Pizza Topping ? American Hot
Favourite quote from a movie ? 'wake up, time to die'
Favourite coitus position ? 'wheelbarrow'
Favourite disney character ? 'Snow White'
Favourite band from the 70s ? 'Led Zep'Comment
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Originally posted by foritisme View PostFavourite Pizza Topping ?
Favourite quote from a movie ?
Favourite coitus position ?
Favourite disney character ?
Favourite band from the 70s ?
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."
Cowgirl
Don't like Disney
Black SabbathAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Favourite Pizza Topping ? Pepperoni
Favourite quote from a movie ? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe ...
Favourite coitus position ? Billable
Favourite disney character ? Bambi
Favourite band from the 70s ? Led Zeppelin+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Favourite Pizza Topping?
Not a pizza fan, Calzone for me.
Favourite quote from a movie?
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" (Silent Movie)
Favourite coitus position?
A gentleman never tells.
Favourite disney character?
Can't think of any one in particular.
Favourite band from the 70s?
GenesisBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Favourite Pizza Topping ? Anchovies
Favourite quote from a movie ? Any of the great lines in Debbie Does Dallas
Favourite coitus position ? All of them
Favourite disney character ? Jessica Rabbit
Favourite band from the 70s ? Baccara - Yes Sir I Can BoogieComment
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Favourite Pizza Topping ? Don't like cheese so not really into pizzas
Favourite quote from a movie ? When I said your girlfriend stinks I meant she stinks of beauty - from Street Trash!
Favourite coitus position ? from behind
Favourite disney character ? Was Buzz Lightyear Disney?
Favourite band from the 70s ? Pink FloydRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Favourite Pizza Topping ?
-Pepperoni and Jalepenos
Favourite quote from a movie ?
- Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match
Favourite coitus position ?
Whatever's on offer
Favourite disney character ?
Eeyore
Favourite band from the 70s ?
hmmm, too many to choose from. Probably the StonesComment
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Pizza topping: Black olives, Proscuitto ham & mushrooms.
Quote: "I'm sorry but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible: Jew, Gentile, black men, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each others' happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there' s room for everyone and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now, my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say: 'Do not despair.' The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes. Men who despise you, enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder! Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate, the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers! Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it is written the kingdom of God is within man, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power. Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill their promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness. Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite! -- Hannah, can you hear me? Wherever you are, look up, Hannah! The clouds are lifting! The sun is breaking through! We are coming out of the darkness into the light! We are coming into a new world, a kindlier world, where men will rise above their hate, their greed and brutality. Look up, Hannah! The soul of man has been given wings and at last he is beginning to fly."
Position: Too many to choose from. They're all my favorite.
Disney: WALL-E.
Band: Queen.Comment
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"97X Baaaaang, the future of rock and roll"
Dustin Hoffman,Rainman
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Road Runner (was he Disney?).. meep meep
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