Originally posted by Bagpuss
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostThat is terrifying camerawork. It feels like he's lying on top of me.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
(and it's much harder than it looks it get it right, btw...)
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWot a brilliant idea! Wow!
It only took me 6 minutes to download that video. Far more efficient than Jobserve.
All I've got to do now is reverse engineer YouTube, write an audio decoder, write a spoken language to text converter then write a text search tool with intelligent homonym & synonym comprehension and voila! I won't need to use the Jobserve search tool any more.
What a huge improvement, having the agent read out a text ad in video and so add a redundant 2Mb video feed to the original 300 bytes.
Hmm. I wonder if they could break down the video into 140 character chunks and f**king Twitter it to me?Comment
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