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Concepts that Dim Prawn could never grasp

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    Concepts that Dim Prawn could never grasp

    Pointers
    Malloc
    Bit manipulation
    Byte alignment
    Windows api
    Anything outside of his comfy .Net framework

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    This might up being a very long thread.

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      #3
      He really struggles to grasp that short term variation can happen within long-term trends.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        I think the .NET framework is a little more complex than the Win32 API, if better designed (how many damn string types do you need, Win32?!)

        Apart from having to call ZeroMemory on every object you wanted to use, I quite liked Win32. It was certainly preferable to working with (D)COM!
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          And that when German car manufacturers say they're the best it's not weally weally twue. Bit gullible is our Dim.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Swindon is not the best place in the world?
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              A "mansion" is not a bedsit above the local chippy

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                #8
                This being a millionaire requires having a million pounds. not Zimbabwe dollars.

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                  #9
                  The fact that it rained today doesn't mean global warming is a myth.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    3 inches is under sized
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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