Just went for a wazz and there are some new signs in the loo on how to protect yourself against the swine flu. Pictures of people wearing masks, how to wash your hands, etc. The normal type of things. I think I might make an amendment...Stay At Home (on full pay!)
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Makes a change from the ones they had in the bogs at BT.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostJust went for a wazz and there are some new signs in the loo on how to protect yourself against the swine flu. Pictures of people wearing masks, how to wash your hands, etc. The normal type of things. I think I might make an amendment...Stay At Home (on full pay!)
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Wot? No pentagram?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostJust went for a wazz and there are some new signsMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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