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Originally posted by Halo Jones View Postone string tea.
Priceless!
Ordering tea by email, FFS. Next time, email him back a .JPG of a cup of tea.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostNot sure many on CUK would admit to making tea for their 'boss'.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostOr even admit to having a 'boss', I have a client
EDIT: Not that i know personally like, or am suggesting anything other than that BGG would say, im guessing, that Halo's pretty great.. oh dammit, foot.. mouth, hole..digging ever biggerThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by chef View PostHalo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG
EDIT: Not that i know personally like, or am suggesting anything other than that BGG would say, im guessing, that Halo's pretty great.. oh dammit, foot.. mouth, hole..digging ever biggerGrowing old is mandatory
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Originally posted by chef View PostHalo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG
EDIT: Not that i know personally like, or am suggesting anything other than that BGG would say, im guessing, that Halo's pretty great.. oh dammit, foot.. mouth, hole..digging ever biggerFiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Chef : Halo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG
She's smart, sexy, funny, gothalicious and that's the stuff I can reveal.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostRequesting tea by email? What kind of mad place are you?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I can imagine worse...
"Dear Boss,
I am sitting on a turtle-head and need to visit Trap 3 fairly quickly. Please can I have permission to go ?"
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"Please note I am out of the Office until next Wednesday. My secretary will deal with any problems you may have"
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Oh noes !Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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We use Teamspeak to make requests in the home environment when we are gaming.
Admittedly, it's usually something like "More DPS ! More Healing ! OMG, I got Aggro"
Though beverage requests have been known.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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