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    #11
    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Well it made me laugh..

    My boss emails me asking for strong tea but due to a typo asks for string tea…..the temptation was too strong I rooted in the handbag for a sanitary item & hey presto one string tea.

    That will teach him
    I like you
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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      #12
      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
      one string tea.


      Priceless!


      Ordering tea by email, FFS. Next time, email him back a .JPG of a cup of tea.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Not sure many on CUK would admit to making tea for their 'boss'.
        Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
        Or even admit to having a 'boss', I have a client
        Halo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG

        EDIT: Not that i know personally like, or am suggesting anything other than that BGG would say, im guessing, that Halo's pretty great.. oh dammit, foot.. mouth, hole..digging ever bigger
        The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by chef View Post
          Halo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG

          EDIT: Not that i know personally like, or am suggesting anything other than that BGG would say, im guessing, that Halo's pretty great.. oh dammit, foot.. mouth, hole..digging ever bigger
          LOL would you like a JCB with that? although he has never complained
          Growing old is mandatory
          Growing up is optional

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            #15
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            Halo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG

            EDIT: Not that i know personally like, or am suggesting anything other than that BGG would say, im guessing, that Halo's pretty great.. oh dammit, foot.. mouth, hole..digging ever bigger
            As Sir John Harvey Jones would say, "When you're in a hole stop digging"
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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              #16
              Chef : Halo is better than most though, isnt that right BGG
              Hell yeah.

              She's smart, sexy, funny, gothalicious and that's the stuff I can reveal.
              Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

              C.S. Lewis

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                #17
                Requesting tea by email? What kind of mad place are you?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                  Requesting tea by email? What kind of mad place are you?
                  I work at home and often MSN the missus asking for tea/coffee/sandwiches. I mean, there's a whole flight of stairs between us.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    I can imagine worse...

                    "Dear Boss,

                    I am sitting on a turtle-head and need to visit Trap 3 fairly quickly. Please can I have permission to go ?"

                    ----------------
                    "Please note I am out of the Office until next Wednesday. My secretary will deal with any problems you may have"
                    -----------------

                    Oh noes !
                    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                    C.S. Lewis

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                      #20
                      We use Teamspeak to make requests in the home environment when we are gaming.

                      Admittedly, it's usually something like "More DPS ! More Healing ! OMG, I got Aggro"

                      Though beverage requests have been known.
                      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                      C.S. Lewis

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