No more Seaman Stains

**Clippy** · 24 July 2009, 11:05

Indeedy or this.

**NickFitz** · 24 July 2009, 11:38

There never was a Seaman Stains. (Nor was there a Roger the Cabin Boy.)

**DimPrawn** · 24 July 2009, 11:40

At least there was Master Bates I spose.

**Cliphead** · 24 July 2009, 11:41

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

At least there was Master Bates I spose.

Master Mates IIRC

**Peoplesoft bloke** · 24 July 2009, 13:23

Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Master Mates IIRC

Indeed that dodgy names stuff is all a made up load of bollox

**TimberWolf** · 24 July 2009, 13:26

What about muffin the mule? And the flower pot men? Don't recall the innuendoes.

**RichardCranium** · 24 July 2009, 13:49

He did Mary, Mungo and Midge too.

I used to really enjoy watching that.

Diddly iddly iddly iddly iddly iddly iddly iddly um! Ping!

**Bagpuss** · 24 July 2009, 14:01

It was Alexei Sayle's TV programme that started the Master Bates etc. myth

**dang65** · 24 July 2009, 14:13

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

He did Mary, Mungo and Midge too.

I think you'll find that was just a malicious rumour as well.

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