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No, my suits with spoon holders."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
You have a more skilled tailor than I do. I've never even been offered spoon holders in my suitsOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View PostNo, my suits with spoon holders.
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Bhuna and Naan Party?Originally posted by Cyberman View PostBNP win !!!
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Bhuna, Naan & Pickle shirley?Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostBhuna and Naan Party?
I'd be up for one of those.Comment
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Sounds like a plan. And don't call me ShirleyOriginally posted by Clippy View PostBhuna, Naan & Pickle shirley?
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Eh? Can anyone summarise without risking a nasty ferret-bite?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostI am not sure I am happy about the removing of those posts.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I'm going out for curry. The power of suggestion.
I'm supposed to be on a diet you ****wits.
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Don't worry, all you need to do is eat some chutney from the spoon. Then you'll catch all manner of nasty diseases from all those dirty people who've licked it.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'm going out for curry. The power of suggestion.
I'm supposed to be on a diet for ****wits.

This will enable you to lose lots of weight very quickly.
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