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[Paula]

Mmmm Xena Warrior Princess......

[oracleslave]

Mmmm Xena Warrior Princess......

[alreadypacked]

Fembot must

1/ Have saucy avatar
2/ Flirt with Geeks
3/ Indulge them in their sci fi character lesbo fantasies

Ultimately subdifuge fails by 'lady' being far more geeky and anal than any real woman would be


IMHO

Your wish is granted, but not by me I might add.

[DimPrawn]

What happened to Xena Warrior Princess?

[cojak]

Fembot must

1/ Have saucy avatar
2/ Flirt with Geeks
3/ Indulge them in their sci fi character lesbo fantasies

Ultimately subdifuge fails by 'lady' being far more geeky and anal than any real woman would be


IMHO

And what's wrong with that?

[Bagpuss]

This is from a Gamer forum but I can recognise the MO

If you’re an adolescent or just a fan of childish humor, a gamer guy hitting on you when he is completely clueless that he and you possess the same genitalia can cause you to fall out of your chair laughing. So, in the vein of getting free stuff and ROFL’ing over some dude that thinks you’re a chick trying to sweet-talk you into letting him nail you, here are several must-have tips for immediately attracting a gamer guy’s attention…you strange him-her man-whores.



1. Do not overdo it, you silly little boy-girl. If you randomly come up to someone and say “I’m a chick, could you help me out,” the only help you’re likely to get is from clueless newbies. Sweet-talk them into giving you gold or loot, and you’ll probably get basic equipment that could be purchased at any NPC vendor. If you ask them to go on a difficult run with you to get some quick XP, chances are they’ll die just as quickly as you. More experienced players will see right through your gender-crossing façade, since it’s a well-proven fact that gamer girls can kick just as much ass as regular-old males. Start slow, don’t overdo it, and eventually you’ll have even the most experienced fragger willing to risk life and limb to impress you. So don’t give it all away right away, girl-guys.

2. You are bisexual or at least a lesbian. You are also very hot. Gotten your gamer guy pals to embrace you as “one of the guys,” even if you really are a guy? Now may be the time to “come out of the closet” and admit that you’re an attractive bisexual female, or at least a lesbian. Every red-blooded heterosexual man has fantasized about chicks getting it on at least once, preferably with himself squashed right in between. Act like an attractive woman that is open to “experimentation,” and you’ll have them eating out of the palm of your hand while they themselves are doing something with the palms of their hands that most people consider obscene.

3. You are moderately familiar with internet phenomena and pop culture, but you care more about shoes and fashion. Most guys fantasize about women that are just as nerdy as they are, but still carry with them this stereotype that women are obsessed with fashion and shoes and shopping. If you’re able to balance a guy’s best fantasies and his worst stereotypes, you’ll have them believing you’re a red-blooded female faster than anybody can type “no pics no proof.” You’ve been Rickrolled and have Rickrolled in the past, but you love to go shopping and spend some quality time with your girlfriends at the mall. You’re a classy girl with some new-age twists, despite the fact that you’re carrying the same equipment below the belt as the boys you’re trying to impress and get free schwag from.

4. You have gone through, or preferably will go through, a messy breakup and need a shoulder to cry on. Being bisexual or lesbian can get a man’s blood flowing faster than almost anything else, but coming to your rescue as the knight in shining armor comes pretty damn close. When talk shifts to past relationships, you’ve had your heart broken pretty badly. Better yet, mysteriously disappear for a week or so, and then come back. When your male buddies ask you what happened, tell them that your bastard boyfriend got caught sleeping with your sister or your cousin or your best friend, and see how they run to comfort you. Tell them you just want to forget it all and have some fun, and you’ll be falling over with all the epic loot they give you.

[RichardCranium]

What happened to Xena Warrior Princess?

"Lawless stated that after the series finale, where Gabrielle revives Xena with a mouth-to-mouth water transfer filmed to look like a full kiss, she had come to believe that Xena and Gabrielle's relationship was "definitely gay... there was always a 'well, she might be or she might not be' but when there was that drip of water passing between their lips in the very final scene, that cemented it for me. Now it wasn't just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was 'Nope, they're married, man'."

Is that what you were after?

But should I have created a SockPuppet called CoderBabeUp4It to post it?

[Pondlife]

Baggies guide to internet dating.

Oh the irony.


Sorry fella.

[cojak]

This is from a Gamer forum but I can recognise the MO

If you’re an adolescent or just a fan of childish humor, a gamer guy hitting on you when he is completely clueless that he and you possess the same genitalia can cause you to fall out of your chair laughing. So, in the vein of getting free stuff and ROFL’ing over some dude that thinks you’re a chick trying to sweet-talk you into letting him nail you, here are several must-have tips for immediately attracting a gamer guy’s attention…you strange him-her man-whores.



1. Do not overdo it, you silly little boy-girl. If you randomly come up to someone and say “I’m a chick, could you help me out,” the only help you’re likely to get is from clueless newbies. Sweet-talk them into giving you gold or loot, and you’ll probably get basic equipment that could be purchased at any NPC vendor. If you ask them to go on a difficult run with you to get some quick XP, chances are they’ll die just as quickly as you. More experienced players will see right through your gender-crossing façade, since it’s a well-proven fact that gamer girls can kick just as much ass as regular-old males. Start slow, don’t overdo it, and eventually you’ll have even the most experienced fragger willing to risk life and limb to impress you. So don’t give it all away right away, girl-guys.

2. You are bisexual or at least a lesbian. You are also very hot. Gotten your gamer guy pals to embrace you as “one of the guys,” even if you really are a guy? Now may be the time to “come out of the closet” and admit that you’re an attractive bisexual female, or at least a lesbian. Every red-blooded heterosexual man has fantasized about chicks getting it on at least once, preferably with himself squashed right in between. Act like an attractive woman that is open to “experimentation,” and you’ll have them eating out of the palm of your hand while they themselves are doing something with the palms of their hands that most people consider obscene.

3. You are moderately familiar with internet phenomena and pop culture, but you care more about shoes and fashion. Most guys fantasize about women that are just as nerdy as they are, but still carry with them this stereotype that women are obsessed with fashion and shoes and shopping. If you’re able to balance a guy’s best fantasies and his worst stereotypes, you’ll have them believing you’re a red-blooded female faster than anybody can type “no pics no proof.” You’ve been Rickrolled and have Rickrolled in the past, but you love to go shopping and spend some quality time with your girlfriends at the mall. You’re a classy girl with some new-age twists, despite the fact that you’re carrying the same equipment below the belt as the boys you’re trying to impress and get free schwag from.

4. You have gone through, or preferably will go through, a messy breakup and need a shoulder to cry on. Being bisexual or lesbian can get a man’s blood flowing faster than almost anything else, but coming to your rescue as the knight in shining armor comes pretty damn close. When talk shifts to past relationships, you’ve had your heart broken pretty badly. Better yet, mysteriously disappear for a week or so, and then come back. When your male buddies ask you what happened, tell them that your bastard boyfriend got caught sleeping with your sister or your cousin or your best friend, and see how they run to comfort you. Tell them you just want to forget it all and have some fun, and you’ll be falling over with all the epic loot they give you.

All bar No. 4, so not quite Bingo...

My heart has not been broken, generally I'm pretty chipper (unless someone mentions the phrase "rate cut" ), and if I disappear for a week it's because I've either gone 'diving' ( ) or I'm galivanting across Europe training Client Co.

Still, nice try..

[Platypus]

This is from a Gamer forum but I can recognise the MO

BP, what's with the PZZ sig?