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23 July 2009, 11:28

Keep it clean, like licking the chutney spoon.

I'll start.

1...Trying on the trapper's hat.

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
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23 July 2009, 11:29

Like throwing a sausage up a hall-way (coitus with a larger woman)
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23 July 2009, 11:31

Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

2...Like throwing a sausage up a hall-way (coitus with a larger woman)

HTH

3...Snarling at the Busby

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23 July 2009, 11:32

4. squeeze the fig v. When needing a tom tit in a public place, to keep one's nipsy firmly clenched to prevent the turtle's head poking out.

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23 July 2009, 11:41

Ham Doctor.

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23 July 2009, 11:45

The front end of the horse.

The back end of the horse.
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23 July 2009, 11:56

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23 July 2009, 12:00

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23 July 2009, 12:00

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23 July 2009, 12:01

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