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Interviewing someone who has interviewed me

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    #11
    Tear them to fuсking pieces!

    Seriously, study their CV and find the holes. Find the little skeletons, those vague job descriptions that hide their crappy roles as a glorified data entry clerk. Or the bits with too much "we" and "the team" where they changed tapes while the big boy architects did the real work.

    Get what you need and ambush them. The worst, most vindictive interviewers are contractors!
    Cats are evil.

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      #12
      Forget the vindictive approach.

      Be as sweet and nice to him as you can possibly muster.

      Then offer him the job.

      On his first day, take him in the office for a "private chat".

      Break open the bone china, offer him a cup of your finest Darjeeling, and explain to him that you are not a vindictive man, and that you always forgive those who have wronged you.

      I guarantee he will be terrified for the rest of his tenure.
      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

      C.S. Lewis

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        #13
        Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
        Forget the vindictive approach.

        Be as sweet and nice to him as you can possibly muster.

        Then offer him the job.

        On his first day, take him in the office for a "private chat".

        Break open the bone china, offer him a cup of your finest Darjeeling, and explain to him that you are not a vindictive man, and that you always forgive those who have wronged you.

        I guarantee he will be terrified for the rest of his tenure.
        WHS+1 - that'd be ace.

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          #14
          Make your final question:-

          "If you were to be our successful candidate, would you accept it?"

          Whatever he answers is a win/win situation for you..

          Either he's given you a reason to turn him down and will know he's wasted his own time, or he's had to beg for a job then not get it and live knowing he had to beg you for it.
          The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.

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            #15
            Originally posted by chris79 View Post
            Make your final question:-

            a) "If you were to be our successful candidate, would you accept it?"
            "Just as you wouldn't say to a candidate during the interview whether they were successful, so I won't say whether I would accept. That would demonstrate poor negotiation skills on my part, and as I have outlined, I am far better than that. But be assured I would not be here now if I did not want to be here."

            b) "The agency have instructed me I am not to say at the interview whether I would accept or not."
            Last edited by RichardCranium; 23 July 2009, 05:48. Reason: Removed two rubbish responses
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Alf W View Post
              Q1. "Soooooo. Tell me about a recent mistake you made and how you feel about it now!"

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                #17
                As you are a professional, if he's the best man for the job, you take him on.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #18
                  Make it the longest interview in history.... spend ages just staring at him before you ask him any question.... when he answers, just look out the window...

                  Oh, how I'd love to get the oppertunity to interview some of the knobs I have come across...
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Oh, how I'd love to get the oppertunity to interview some of the knobs I have come across...
                    Oo er missus.

                    Next you'll be licking the chutney spoon.
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by snaw View Post
                      Oo er missus.

                      Next you'll be licking the chutney spoon.
                      Mods..... please, for the love of God, give us a head shaking smilie...

                      In the meantime
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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