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Just walked past the Gents loo

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    #11
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    *cough* its not just men you know
    I think I prefer it when you talk about your liking girls phase
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #12
      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      *cough* its not just men you know
      was it you?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        *cough* its not just men you know
        I know. dont you just hate these la-di-da cojaks who never did a fart or a stinky poo in their lives.

        I reckon when 'my poo smells like roses' ms Cojak is out on the razzle with the girlies from the typing pool, she farts loud enough to rattle the chutney cutlery.



        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          <flock of starlings takes off> Ooh that hit the spot!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            *cough* its not just men you know
            I appreciate that Pogle, but it's an unusual occurrance (I had a night on the champers the last time it happened to me - and I was in someone's home as well, it'll be a little while before I can look my ex-boss in the eye again...)

            Occasionally the Lady's will be less than fragrant but there always seems to be a fugue outside the Gent's.
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #16
              Perhaps CyberTwunt has been licking the chutney spoon again?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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