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sasguru replied

22 July 2009, 14:02
Perhaps CyberTwunt has been licking the chutney spoon again?
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cojak replied

22 July 2009, 13:56
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

*cough* its not just men you know

I appreciate that Pogle, but it's an unusual occurrance (I had a night on the champers the last time it happened to me - and I was in someone's home as well, it'll be a little while before I can look my ex-boss in the eye again...)

Occasionally the Lady's will be less than fragrant but there always seems to be a fugue outside the Gent's.
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Shimano105 replied

22 July 2009, 13:47
<flock of starlings takes off> Ooh that hit the spot!
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EternalOptimist replied

22 July 2009, 13:41
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

*cough* its not just men you know

I know. dont you just hate these la-di-da cojaks who never did a fart or a stinky poo in their lives.

I reckon when 'my poo smells like roses' ms Cojak is out on the razzle with the girlies from the typing pool, she farts loud enough to rattle the chutney cutlery.
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Mich the Tester replied

22 July 2009, 13:40
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

*cough* its not just men you know

was it you?
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DiscoStu replied

22 July 2009, 13:39
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

*cough* its not just men you know

I think I prefer it when you talk about your liking girls phase
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Pogle replied

22 July 2009, 13:37
*cough* its not just men you know
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EternalOptimist replied

22 July 2009, 13:37
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

EO seems to be the forum expert in such matters. I'm sure he'll be along shortly to enlighten you

<cough>
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Zippy replied

22 July 2009, 13:35
Originally posted by cojak View Post

And that was with the door closed...

What is it with men's bowels?????

I think it might be something to do with an affection for real ale and curries.

Just a guess.
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Andy2 replied

22 July 2009, 13:35
Originally posted by cojak View Post

And that was with the door closed...

What is it with men's bowels?????

We are dirty buggers
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Clippy replied

22 July 2009, 13:35
Sorry, had an Indian for lunch - think I overdid it with the chutney.
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Mich the Tester replied

22 July 2009, 13:34
Originally posted by cojak View Post

And that was with the door closed...

What is it with men's bowels?????

Ask George Michael.
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minestrone replied

22 July 2009, 13:34
Better an eviction than a bad tennant.
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DimPrawn replied

22 July 2009, 13:34
Sorry. I had dirty foreign food.
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DiscoStu replied

22 July 2009, 13:34
EO seems to be the forum expert in such matters. I'm sure he'll be along shortly to enlighten you
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