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I suspect chutney spoon was an euphemismOriginally posted by realityhack View PostCybertrash licks the chutney spoon then puts it back.Comment
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We're guilty of cyber-harassment Cyberghoul.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostWe're guilty of cyber-harassment Cyberghoul.
We're all subjected to the cyber-moronic rantings of Cyberghoul
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
We're all subjected to the cyber-moronic rantings of Cyberghoul
CyberSpoon
Just a suggestion - the name might stick, you see.Comment
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Mmmm ... pass the poppadumsOriginally posted by realityhack View PostCybertrash licks the chutney spoon then puts it back.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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