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Interesting. I see you're still looking for the chandelier though.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'll cope.
I can't see the chandeliers because my view is 'obscured'.
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AP, right foot, yellow. Bit of a stretch there.
Couldn't find any Champagne flutes - here:Originally posted by cojak View Post<walks back in>
Sorry Chaps - had to nip out for a bit of w**k.
Twister, eh?
Think I'll give that a miss - I did my back in the last time I played it...
Any open champers aound?
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Phew! I can breathe again.Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
Get your head out of there 
Was that the handle of a chutney spoon I could see protruding?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I do have a bit of a soft spot for the meerkat..Originally posted by weemster View PostSimples !
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Ta RH!Originally posted by realityhack View Post
Couldn't find any Champagne flutes - here:
<Fills a wine cooler with Champagne, adding a cherry, straw and cocktail umbrella>
<Sits back in happy contentment, with little pinky in the air>"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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You really ought to put that away - the party's not quite in full swing yet.Originally posted by cojak View Post<Sits back in happy contentment, with little pinky in the air>Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou really ought to put that away - the party's not quite in full swing yet.
I don't like where this party's headed.........................or do I ?
Bored.Comment
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Hmm... that CD's finished - there's a couple of albums here:
'Do You Believe in Magic, by The Lovin' Spoonful', and
'Mary Jane, by Jam and Spoon'.Comment
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