I like your quote-line Suityou01.. 
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The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead. -
I used to swim like a brick.
It made passing my Divemaster fitness exams a complete bastard - there's 4 tests (scored 1-5) and you need 12 points to pass. There's only one test that involves swimming on it's own - a 400M swim. I got a zero on that one but still managed to pass.
After that, I had a swimming lesson for an hour. I was then able to knock out a 400M swim in under 6 minutes (5 points).
It really is all about technique."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Under 6 minutes doing the breaststroke?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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It would take me 12 minutes doing front crawl!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostUnder 6 minutes doing the breaststroke?
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No, crawl. Breaststroke is for pussiesOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostUnder 6 minutes doing the breaststroke?
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Me too now - it's been a long time since I passed!!!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt would take me 12 minutes doing front crawl!
Edit: That said, I knew a girl who passed the DM test using breaststroke. Her breaststroke was just quicker than her (and my) crawl."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Not if they're in a sack with a brick it's not.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostBreaststroke is for pussies
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostNo, crawl. Breaststroke is for pussies
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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