163 now dead in Argentina via Swineflu

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Brazil says four deaths on that map, but I know for sure it is 11.

No you don't - in fact you don't even know how to sit the right way round on a lavatory seat.

[shaunbhoy]

I don't speak foreign.

You seem fairly fluent in B0ll0x!

[shaunbhoy]

Was I crapping myself -

Undoubtedly!

I don't think so. More concerned about selfish idiots like Corporal Bhoy coming to work and putting my team out of action.

Your "team"?
That would be the collection of mincing drama queens that you spend so much of your time worrying about I presume? Fear not, some of us have jobs that involve a bit more than the pointless numbercrunching of disingenuous stats. We are unlikely to come within a country mile of your Dilbert-festooned cubicle. I'll leave that to anoraks like you.

[d000hg]

You seem fairly fluent in B0ll0x!

All that scientific background I have must sound confusing to anyone who learns their science from The Sun. I can try to use smaller words but it's probably easier for you to accept there are things you don't understand and carry on your 1-man crusade to make the world a better place by sneezing on your colleagues (and friends, if you have any).

[shaunbhoy]

All that scientific background I have

No stop......please!!

I can try to use smaller words

No need for that, just break with your tradition and string a few together that make sense, if you can manage that. Your lack of comprehension on matters medical is embarrassing.

[d000hg]

blah blah blah

Whatever you say. I'm not sure why I'm having an argument with a member I never knew existed before this week anyway. Maybe I offended your owner. Yawn.

[shaunbhoy]

Whatever you say. I'm not sure why I'm having an argument with a member I never knew existed before this week anyway. Maybe I offended your owner. Yawn.

Sure thing. Stick to arguing with your own "member", you are probably more accomplished at that judging by the nonsense you produce.

[sasguru]

Undoubtedly!



Your "team"?
That would be the collection of mincing drama queens that you spend so much of your time worrying about I presume? Fear not, some of us have jobs that involve a bit more than the pointless numbercrunching of disingenuous stats. We are unlikely to come within a country mile of your Dilbert-festooned cubicle. I'll leave that to anoraks like you.

Ah poor SB. Destined to forever wander the world like a gurning monkey, unable to comprehend the complex world around him.

[BrilloPad]

popcorn anyone?

[shaunbhoy]

Ah poor SB. Destined to forever wander the world like a gurning monkey, unable to comprehend the complex world around him.

Some of us don't find it that complex, but I can see that from your standpoint it must seem so. Even mundane tasks can appear to be rather intimidating. Did you ever master the whole simultaneous walking and chewing thing?