Life on the bench: in my dressing gown

[Dearnla]

Weather looks scorching in France - why not sod off and get some rays?

[chef]

I never noticed that analyst was spelled incorrectly about 3 times on my CV for a year. Still managed to get 2 good gigs though.

was it spelt analist?

[BrilloPad]

Weather looks scorching in France - why not sod off and get some rays?

Apparently its going to be an extremely hot weekend in London.

[mace]

Filling the quota

was it spelt analist?

I always tick the gay, female, ethnic, disabled options when applying for the permie roles.

[RichardCranium]

My tiny skull has insufficient capacity for the huge volume of boredom it is trying to contain.

I'm bored, bored, boredity bored of seeing the same IB PM gigs across the various job boards.

Time to do something else. Like wonder how long it will be before the puddles join up and the downstairs starts to flood.

That's not rain. That's God's Vengeance for some awful sin we've committed.

I think I'll declare the day ended, and announce the beginning of an evening's drinking session.

Prost!

[RichardCranium]

Saw an ideal role. Applied. Phoned. Emailed. Got a response:

"The existing contractor is being extended but the client must be seen to be going out to competitive tender. Sorry, but this one isn't going to go anywhere."

This is for a PM role in London; hundreds will have applied. Including me, of course.

[Zippy]

Saw an ideal role. Applied. Phoned. Emailed. Got a response:

"The existing contractor is being extended but the client must be seen to be going out to competitive tender. Sorry, but this one isn't going to go anywhere."

This is for a PM role in London; hundreds will have applied. Including me, of course.

Oh flip. It's crap out there - just keep at it

And pass me a beer.

[realityhack]

Is that beer I hear opening?

[Zippy]

Is that beer I hear opening?

Steady RH. He's not a socky and he knows the number of the Firefox cab company.

[realityhack]

Steady RH. He's not a socky and he knows the number of the Firefox cab company.

<kcshhh>

<clink>

RC - chin up mate. Do you have a co website you could PM me the details for? I keep getting hassled by IB and finance pimps, I could refer you - you never know, one might bite.