Life on the bench: in my dressing gown

[RichardCranium]

Yet again, I can't be arsed getting dressed.

I got up at 6:00 because I couldn't sleep.

I couldn't sleep because I got up at 10:30 yesterday. Then I had a nap in the evening 'cos I was bored.

I got up at 10:30 yesterday 'cos I was drinking until dawn on Sunday night.

At about 8 a.m. today I made a cooked breakfast. That was nice.

And now I'm sat here with the biscuit tin and a mug of cocoa. In my dressing gown.

It's grey and miserable and rainy outside and I've nowhere to go anyway.

I'm doing my job searches on my desktop while drivelling away on here.

Oh, the excitement of it all.

I was going to get in the shower, then dressed but then I read the post about the national debt. That cheered me up. Not. And a 0.1% increase in one day on Jobstats when every other day last month was a decrease is not a positive sign, either.

Happy days.

[sasguru]

Crack one off - that should cheer you up.

[DimPrawn]

Oi, this ain't Twitter!

Get a job you lazy layabout. And get your hair cut.

[zeitghost]

Go & read the papers in the Public Library... (assuming it hasn't been closed down due to lack of interest or hasn't got any room for newpapers because of all the computers that are so essential these days...)... at least it gets you dressed & out of the house.

[BrilloPad]

Have you thought of joining an opensource project to keep your skills fresh / get new ones?

[sasguru]

He's been away a while. Looks like he took my advice.

[minestrone]

I liked to watch MASH at 10, X Files at 11 then head out for a spot of lunch to return to watch a movie in the afternoon.

I used to head down to the courts on a Monday morning to see the dreggs that the police had lifted over the course of the weekend in the custody court. Fantastic.

I could be benched for years and never get bored.

[RichardCranium]

Oi, this ain't Twitter!

Sorry. I came over all TPD.

Get a job you lazy layabout.

I'm working on it!

And get your hair cut.

How did you know? The webcam!

Go & read the papers in the Public Library

I don't need to. They call get cut 'n' pasted on here.

at least it gets you dressed & out of the house.

Can't be arsed.

I liked to watch MASH at 10, X Files at 11

Daytime telly. Nooooo!

then head out for a spot of lunch

If I do that it'll be the pub. If I go to the pub, I won't be back later.

I used to head down to the courts on a Monday morning to see the dreggs that the police had lifted over the course of the weekend in the custody court.

Now that sounds like interesting entertainment.

I could be benched for years and never get bored.

I'll swap ya!

[RichardCranium]

Have you thought of joining an opensource project to keep your skills fresh / get new ones?

I got a Django book out of the library a few weeks ago.

I didn't learn anything.

But I didn't read it, either.

But I have caught up with my backlog of Viz comics.

[BrilloPad]

Sorry. I came over all TPD.

I hope you clean it up thoroughly.