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Another 4 deaths.. pattern emerging
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That's unfair to dogs - all of their farts are way more significant and intellectually stimulating than cyberghoul's demented ramblings -
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Postall fat men should get immediate free liposuction

Not for myself, you understand, but I have a friend who thinks he may be stout
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It has just been announced that some states of Brazil have now declared a State of Emergency which will restrict crowding of people. They will not be able to go to the cinema etc.
Bearing in mind that the death rate is low, at 11, and ours is much higher, I wonder if our government is yet again dithering and complacent.
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i wish cuk would declare a state of emergency and limit your posting to stuff you understand.Originally posted by Cyberman View PostIt has just been announced that some states of Brazil have now declared a State of Emergency which will restrict crowding of people. They will not be able to go to the cinema etc.
Bearing in mind that the death rate is low, at 11, and ours is much higher, I wonder if our government is yet again dithering and complacent.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posti wish cuk would declare a state of emergency and limit your posting to stuff you understand.
That would be a blanket ban then.
Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posti wish cuk would declare a state of emergency and limit your posting to stuff you understand.
Even though I don't agree with your opinion. I would defend your right to say it, especially as it's like getting blood out of a stone.
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Could we have a blanket party for him instead?Originally posted by sasguru View PostThat would be a blanket ban then.

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Yes, time for compulsory slaughter of all ToriesOriginally posted by Cyberztory View PostIt has just been announced that some states of Brazil have now declared a State of Emergency which will restrict crowding of people. They will not be able to go to the cinema etc.
Bearing in mind that the death rate is low, at 11, and ours is much higher, I wonder if our government is yet again dithering and complacent.
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Just so long as it's a typhus blanket.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCould we have a blanket party for him instead?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCould we have a blanket party for him instead?
Roll of carpet, bucket of quicklime and a shovel
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