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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
8 pints of Guiness and a trip to Bali - You'll never tulip solid again.
Originally posted by Kevin Bloody Wilson
ten days in bali, got four days to go
ten days of terror cos im glued to the throne,And im tuliptin' in litres and firin' both ends,i'll never tulip solid again.
And its cost me a fortune for this holiday, stead of pissin' it up, christ, im tuliptin' it away.
cause im glued to the loo while my mates are out ragin', i'll never tulip solid again.
I'll never tulip solid again,
or hold anything down for aslong as i live, cause me arse is jammed open from freckle fatigue, i'll never tulip solid again.
I called mum back home, she sed mix up a cup. of cornflour and gravox to thicken it up, then she pissed her self laughin and hung up the phone, i'll never tulip solid again.
Just had a crap and im wipin me ring, havent quite finished, start spewin' again, Jesus, hope i remember to use the right hand, i'll never tulip solid again.
i'll never tulip solid again, so i'll rig up a faucet to stick up me ring, at least wen i fart i wont splatter me jeans, i'll never tulip solid again.
I'm doin' cartwheels as i try to guess, a crap or a chunder- christ whats comin' next, will it spray through me fingers or run down me leg, i'll never tulip solid agen.
slipped on some tulip a foot thick on the floor, skid arse over tit, then i spewed a bit more, Now i gotta sift through it cause me denture fell in, i'll never tulip solid agen.
I'll never tulip solid again, me rings hangin' out n me guts have caved in, i'll be buried in a bucket and me mates will all sing- "he'll never tulip solid again"
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