CyberCretin Creams Crusty Curtains

[cailin maith]

Ah Sas - there is tonnes to see and do on Crete - get out there and see stuff - take a trip to Spinalonga or something! I never got round to it last year but I'm deffo going next time.

[DimPrawn]

Watch out for CyberCretans.

[cailin maith]

Watch out for CyberCretans.

They are only on here

[OwlHoot]

I forget the name, but there's some mountain top crusader castle in Northern Crete which has a two thousand foot sheer drop from the battlements to the valley below, like something out of Lord of the Rings.

Must make Schlosse Adler look like a two-up two-down semi

[sasguru]

To be fair I'm not going till another 2 weeks.

Demob happy already though

[BrilloPad]

To be fair I'm not going till another 2 weeks.

Demob happy already though

So why were you out for a week? Was it a spell in prison? Rehab?

[sasguru]

So why were you out for a week? Was it a spell in prison? Rehab?

DIY. And reading trashy novels.

[BrilloPad]

DIY. And reading trashy novels.

Dont you have your butler do that for you?

[DimPrawn]

To be fair I'm not going till another 2 weeks.

Of course Mr Mitty, of course.

[sasguru]

Dont you have your butler do that for you?

My butler like Mills and Boon. I prefer Tom Sharpe.

Oh did you mean the DIY?