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Previously on "CyberCretin Creams Crusty Curtains"

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Drewster Dumbs Down to DimPrawn levels.
    Degree - Shirley??

    C'mon SAS if you are going to hang round like the proverbial spare pr!ck in a brothel you could at least try with your alliteration!!!

    SAS Slacker Slumps in Spelling Scandal!!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Sub million actually.

    But come this weeks Lotto, who knows!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Of course Mr Mitty, of course.

    Speaking of Mitty, how's your millions doing?
    Oh sorry, it was just a million wasn't it.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Dont you have your butler do that for you?
    My butler like Mills and Boon. I prefer Tom Sharpe.

    Oh did you mean the DIY?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    To be fair I'm not going till another 2 weeks.
    Of course Mr Mitty, of course.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    DIY. And reading trashy novels.
    Dont you have your butler do that for you?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So why were you out for a week? Was it a spell in prison? Rehab?
    DIY. And reading trashy novels.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    To be fair I'm not going till another 2 weeks.

    Demob happy already though
    So why were you out for a week? Was it a spell in prison? Rehab?

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  • sasguru
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    To be fair I'm not going till another 2 weeks.

    Demob happy already though

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  • OwlHoot
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    I forget the name, but there's some mountain top crusader castle in Northern Crete which has a two thousand foot sheer drop from the battlements to the valley below, like something out of Lord of the Rings.

    Must make Schlosse Adler look like a two-up two-down semi

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Watch out for CyberCretans.
    They are only on here

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  • DimPrawn
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    Watch out for CyberCretans.

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  • cailin maith
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    Ah Sas - there is tonnes to see and do on Crete - get out there and see stuff - take a trip to Spinalonga or something! I never got round to it last year but I'm deffo going next time.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Getting drunk on raki (sp?) does it for me.
    have you met many Cretans

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I suppose it's easy to get bored on an island steeped in history, fantastic scenery, with lots of new people to meet.

    Getting drunk on raki (sp?) does it for me.

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