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W T F !!! Sunday, 12 July, 2009

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    W T F !!! Sunday, 12 July, 2009

    Telegraph: NHS tells school children of their "right" to "an orgasm a day"

    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Can I choose the nurse to assist me with claiming my entitlement?
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      #3
      You wouldn't like the nurses that were around when I was in hospital earlier this year. "Fat African mommas that have been beaten with the ugly stick far too many times", was how one fellow victim described them.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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        #4
        I must tell Mrs BP of my right to an orgasm a day.

        Of course she might insist on her right to one-a-day with the postman....

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I must tell Mrs BP of my right to an orgasm a day.
          Two BrilloPads rubbing together...sounds painful.

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            #6
            I used to be a five a day man. till the b@stards made me wear this patch



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            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Blackadder ... I only smoke after sex so, back in England, I'm a 20 a day man.

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