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Menelaus replied

12 July 2009, 18:05
Blackadder ... I only smoke after sex so, back in England, I'm a 20 a day man.
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EternalOptimist replied

12 July 2009, 15:56
I used to be a five a day man. till the b@stards made me wear this patch
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EddieNambulous replied

12 July 2009, 15:52
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I must tell Mrs BP of my right to an orgasm a day.

Two BrilloPads rubbing together...sounds painful.
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BrilloPad replied

12 July 2009, 14:53
I must tell Mrs BP of my right to an orgasm a day.

Of course she might insist on her right to one-a-day with the postman....
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HairyArsedBloke replied

12 July 2009, 14:48
You wouldn't like the nurses that were around when I was in hospital earlier this year. "Fat African mommas that have been beaten with the ugly stick far too many times", was how one fellow victim described them.
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DiscoStu replied

12 July 2009, 14:44
Can I choose the nurse to assist me with claiming my entitlement?
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HairyArsedBloke started a topic W T F !!! Sunday, 12 July, 2009

12 July 2009, 14:42
W T F !!! Sunday, 12 July, 2009

Telegraph: NHS tells school children of their "right" to "an orgasm a day"
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