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Piggy Ebola...
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Bleeding to death? **** that.
Btw, if anyone's looking for a particular odd way of endexing, try taking rat poison. This is warfarin - the same stuff given to oliguria patients who need to have their blood thinned; the effect in overdose is to cause blood vessels to fail. -
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opps - wrong threadRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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This is serious, I worked with someone in Cameroon that died of ebola, his body literally turned into a pool of rotting stench in less than 2 weeks.
There was nothing that could be done for him.
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They could have sieved him!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostThey could have sieved him!Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Yes, ebola is definitely not a good way to go.
I'd demand use of a shotgun."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I agree. It makes an awful mess. My wife would never forgive me."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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