• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Breaking News

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Breaking News

    Sun Editor Rebekah Wade arrested and in a police cell for punching husband Ross Kemp and giving him a cut lip.....Just coming through on the Wires... Oh dear so much for the hard man image.
    Sola gratia

    Sola fide

    Soli Deo gloria

    #2
    Wow Chico, you’re definitely got your finger on the pulse of the big issues of the day.

    Thanks for letting us know before this news reached the general public. This could be the start of the recession Milan has been talking about. I shall start selling shares immediately.

    Comment


      #3
      But how can this be ? Ross Kemp is a hard man and Rebbekakah Wade is just a flirty little doozie? It is almost a miracle, almost a sign, a turning point, a point of inflexion. I can hear the angels singing now.

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by Jabberwocky
        But how can this be ? Ross Kemp is a hard man and Rebbekakah Wade is just a flirty little doozie? It is almost a miracle, almost a sign, a turning point, a point of inflexion. I can hear the angels singing now.
        Because they both know that if he were to retaliate in any way, he would be tried, sentenced and executed by the press.

        Comment


          #5
          Hmmm, lovely woman. We really have reached an age of true equality between the sexes; equality of yobbery.

          Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

          Comment


            #6
            Always held the opinion one should never hit a woman ....except if she resorts to violence first, then give one one good hard slap that will have her head ringing till sunday. Then she will never do it again.

            Known one or two guys over the years who have been in abusive relationships where it has been the woman is the phisically abusive one, because they hide behind the mens "code of conduct" and sadly got feeling it getting worse as the years go by.

            Comment


              #7
              Originally posted by Not So Wise
              Always held the opinion one should never hit a woman ....except if she resorts to violence first, then give one one good hard slap that will have her head ringing till sunday. Then she will never do it again.

              Known one or two guys over the years who have been in abusive relationships where it has been the woman is the phisically abusive one, because they hide behind the mens "code of conduct" and sadly got feeling it getting worse as the years go by.

              Once knew a guy who thought excacly that way...He said he would give his woman a slap if she ever hit him....well it happened. She hit him. He smacked her hard....she stabbed him with a kitchen knife.
              That told her!!

              Comment


                #8
                Acording to sky news she was out on the p1ss with Blunket last night!!

                Is no woman safe from this man ??

                http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...201385,00.html
                www.stormtrack.co.uk - My Stormchasing website.

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by wxman
                  Acording to sky news she was out on the p1ss with Blunket last night!!

                  Is no woman safe from this man ??
                  It's a fair bet that Cherie Blair is.

                  But then again, he can't...

                  Comment


                    #10
                    "It's a fair bet that Cherie Blair is.

                    But then again, he can't..."

                    There would be some serious clues though! Blunkett would be able to feel that Mrs Blairs tits hung quite low due largely to having 5 sprogs and Tony Blair himself hanging off them from one time or other and suffering from a lack of support because she bought cheap bras on EBay. Aslo the fact that his knob went in her mouth sideways would be a dead giveaway.
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X