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[Mordac]

I mean its just not British, is it ?

No, what we really need is HH&H (or his latest reincarnation) to kick off a quick round of the Biscuit Game (Harrow variant) and then round up some first years' to use as a toast rack.

[AlfredJPruffock]

That you have thought about and analysed so deeply CB's physical attributes and what various sexual acts with her might be like i find highly disturbing

Likewise NSW.

Whats wrong with this site these days, its all beaver this and beaver that, sex sex sex, I mean its just not British, is it ?

Stiff upper lip now , oh come on stop giggling at the back ...

[Not So Wise]

"It's a fair bet that Cherie Blair is.

But then again, he can't..."

There would be some serious clues though! Blunkett would be able to feel that Mrs Blairs tits hung quite low due largely to having 5 sprogs and Tony Blair himself hanging off them from one time or other and suffering from a lack of support because she bought cheap bras on EBay. Aslo the fact that his knob went in her mouth sideways would be a dead giveaway.

That you have thought about and analysed so deeply CB's physical attributes and what various sexual acts with her might be like i find highly disturbing

[BoredBloke]

"It's a fair bet that Cherie Blair is.

But then again, he can't..."

There would be some serious clues though! Blunkett would be able to feel that Mrs Blairs tits hung quite low due largely to having 5 sprogs and Tony Blair himself hanging off them from one time or other and suffering from a lack of support because she bought cheap bras on EBay. Aslo the fact that his knob went in her mouth sideways would be a dead giveaway.

[wendigo100]

Acording to sky news she was out on the p1ss with Blunket last night!!

Is no woman safe from this man ??

It's a fair bet that Cherie Blair is.

But then again, he can't...

[wxman]

Acording to sky news she was out on the p1ss with Blunket last night!!

Is no woman safe from this man ??

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...201385,00.html

[Phoenix]

Always held the opinion one should never hit a woman ....except if she resorts to violence first, then give one one good hard slap that will have her head ringing till sunday. Then she will never do it again.

Known one or two guys over the years who have been in abusive relationships where it has been the woman is the phisically abusive one, because they hide behind the mens "code of conduct" and sadly got feeling it getting worse as the years go by.

Once knew a guy who thought excacly that way...He said he would give his woman a slap if she ever hit him....well it happened. She hit him. He smacked her hard....she stabbed him with a kitchen knife.
That told her!!

[Not So Wise]

Always held the opinion one should never hit a woman ....except if she resorts to violence first, then give one one good hard slap that will have her head ringing till sunday. Then she will never do it again.

Known one or two guys over the years who have been in abusive relationships where it has been the woman is the phisically abusive one, because they hide behind the mens "code of conduct" and sadly got feeling it getting worse as the years go by.

[WageSlave]

Hmmm, lovely woman. We really have reached an age of true equality between the sexes; equality of yobbery.

[PerlOfWisdom]

But how can this be ? Ross Kemp is a hard man and Rebbekakah Wade is just a flirty little doozie? It is almost a miracle, almost a sign, a turning point, a point of inflexion. I can hear the angels singing now.

Because they both know that if he were to retaliate in any way, he would be tried, sentenced and executed by the press.

[Jabberwocky]

But how can this be ? Ross Kemp is a hard man and Rebbekakah Wade is just a flirty little doozie? It is almost a miracle, almost a sign, a turning point, a point of inflexion. I can hear the angels singing now.

[planetit]

Wow Chico, you’re definitely got your finger on the pulse of the big issues of the day.

Thanks for letting us know before this news reached the general public. This could be the start of the recession Milan has been talking about. I shall start selling shares immediately.

[Chico]

Sun Editor Rebekah Wade arrested and in a police cell for punching husband Ross Kemp and giving him a cut lip.....Just coming through on the Wires... Oh dear so much for the hard man image.