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    #21
    ooops wrong thread
    Last edited by minestrone; 9 July 2009, 11:17.

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      #22
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
      Would you mind not posting on here for the duration, I dont want it.
      Can you get infected via the internet?

      If you can, this excuse will get me out of a whole lot of trouble with the wife!

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        #23
        A true contractor! He had the damn thing for days and just kept on billing - respect.

        Get well soon.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #24
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          A true contractor! He had the damn thing for days and just kept on billing - respect.

          Get well soon.
          idiot
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Originally posted by KpMrJ View Post
            .. and this TamiFlu makes you feel even worse than the pig flu itself
            Talk about closing the sty door after the porker has bolted. What on earth is the point of taking tamiflu *after* you've caught the dreaded lurgie and had it for several days?
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #26
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              Talk about closing the sty door after the porker has bolted. What on earth is the point of taking tamiflu *after* you've caught the dreaded lurgie and had it for several days?
              The only point of taking Tamiflu is to boost the profits of the manufacturers - I hear a certain M D Rumsfield is one of the Key Directors of this company ?

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                #27
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                Talk about closing the sty door after the porker has bolted. What on earth is the point of taking tamiflu *after* you've caught the dreaded lurgie and had it for several days?
                Wrong. Tamiflu is a flu treatment as well as preventative.

                http://www.tamiflu.com/treat.aspx

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
                  The only point of taking Tamiflu is to boost the profits of the manufacturers - I hear a certain M D Rumsfield is one of the Key Directors of this company ?
                  Well Alf, dont know much about Rumsfield, but last night when I thought I had it(the flu), the missus was talking about moving to her sisters for a couple of weeks.
                  Then she changed her mind and decided to stick with me. She'd had a shot of TamiWynette


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                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #29
                    [QUOTE=EternalOptimist;887275]
                    Originally posted by KpMrJ View Post
                    I had 10 out of the 12 symptoms for H1N1 Swine Flu .
                    QUOTE]


                    I too, have been feeling a bit rough, but have been diagnosed as H2O Swine Flu
                    It's like the real thing but watered down a little



                    How about CH3CH2OH swine flu? that'd be good.

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                      #30
                      [QUOTE=KentPhilip;887750]
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

                      How about CH3CH2OH swine flu? that'd be good.
                      Caught from drinking pig vodka?
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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