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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostWould you mind not posting on here for the duration, I dont want it.
If you can, this excuse will get me out of a whole lot of trouble with the wife!Comment
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A true contractor! He had the damn thing for days and just kept on billing - respect.
Get well soon.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostA true contractor! He had the damn thing for days and just kept on billing - respect.
Get well soon.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by KpMrJ View Post.. and this TamiFlu makes you feel even worse than the pig flu itselfWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTalk about closing the sty door after the porker has bolted. What on earth is the point of taking tamiflu *after* you've caught the dreaded lurgie and had it for several days?Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTalk about closing the sty door after the porker has bolted. What on earth is the point of taking tamiflu *after* you've caught the dreaded lurgie and had it for several days?
http://www.tamiflu.com/treat.aspxComment
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostThe only point of taking Tamiflu is to boost the profits of the manufacturers - I hear a certain M D Rumsfield is one of the Key Directors of this company ?
Then she changed her mind and decided to stick with me. She'd had a shot of TamiWynette
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[QUOTE=EternalOptimist;887275]Originally posted by KpMrJ View PostI had 10 out of the 12 symptoms for H1N1 Swine Flu .
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I too, have been feeling a bit rough, but have been diagnosed as H2O Swine Flu
It's like the real thing but watered down a little
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[QUOTE=KentPhilip;887750]Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
How about CH3CH2OH swine flu? that'd be good.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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