heh heh, it the wifes birthday tomorrow - 9th

[EternalOptimist]

A few months ago the missus declared that she was in charge of birthday cards, because I always forget em.
I asked her yesterday if she had any spares for females, as I needed one soon
(its her birthday tomorrow).
She snapped - no, she had no spares and I said ok I'm not well so I'll give it a miss.

what she doesnt know is that I have been stockpiling in the spare bedroom. A card, birthday cake, a nice pressie and some roses

[gingerjedi]

You old smoothy you.

[BrilloPad]

Its your wife's 9th birthday tomorrow?

[darmstadt]

It was my missus yesterday (luckily I had a reminder on my calendar this time.) An SMS in the morning and a quick call in the evening but when I get home this afternoon it will be a nice chaste kiss and then shopping for a present.

[Pogle]

What a sweetie you are!

[Platypus]

What a sweetie you are!

What, with a 9 year old wife ?

Perhaps EO is the Prophet Mohammed himself

[thelace]

Not if her birthday's today

[Pogle]

Maybe there was a mix up with a time machine, an egg sandwich and an incorrectly fitted 2 amp fuse? - It COULD happen

[ThomasSoerensen]

It was my missus yesterday

You should not talk about EO's wife in that way.

She was yours yesterday, but today it is EO's, please be nice and share the toys.