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Previously on "heh heh, it the wifes birthday tomorrow - 9th"

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    It was my missus yesterday
    You should not talk about EO's wife in that way.

    She was yours yesterday, but today it is EO's, please be nice and share the toys.

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  • Pogle
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    Maybe there was a mix up with a time machine, an egg sandwich and an incorrectly fitted 2 amp fuse? - It COULD happen

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  • thelace
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    Not if her birthday's today

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    What a sweetie you are!
    What, with a 9 year old wife ?

    Perhaps EO is the Prophet Mohammed himself

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  • Pogle
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    What a sweetie you are!

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  • darmstadt
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    It was my missus yesterday (luckily I had a reminder on my calendar this time.) An SMS in the morning and a quick call in the evening but when I get home this afternoon it will be a nice chaste kiss and then shopping for a present.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Its your wife's 9th birthday tomorrow?

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  • gingerjedi
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    You old smoothy you.

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  • heh heh, it the wifes birthday tomorrow - 9th

    A few months ago the missus declared that she was in charge of birthday cards, because I always forget em.
    I asked her yesterday if she had any spares for females, as I needed one soon
    (its her birthday tomorrow).
    She snapped - no, she had no spares and I said ok I'm not well so I'll give it a miss.

    what she doesnt know is that I have been stockpiling in the spare bedroom. A card, birthday cake, a nice pressie and some roses

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