Job of the day

**pzz76077** · 8 July 2009, 13:15

Originally posted by Alf W View Post

Id dress up in womens clothes and wear a green wig for 50 grand.

PZZ

**Churchill** · 8 July 2009, 13:18

Witches will be assessed on their costumes and character and their performance in the 'witch tests'.

If she weighs the same as a duck...

**HairyArsedBloke** · 8 July 2009, 13:38

Originally posted by pzz76077 View Post

Id dress up in womens clothes and wear a green wig for 50 grand.

PZZ

That's a bit steep. I'd expect to have to pay a lot less to do that.

**MrMark** · 8 July 2009, 13:38

Daniel Medley, from Wookey Hole Caves, said: "The job is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch, and do the things witches do."

What? No warlock or wizard references required? And what are the things witches do?

**thunderlizard** · 8 July 2009, 13:55

are they looking for a "new broom"?

**Alf W** · 31 July 2009, 11:23

Update - the new witch is an estate agent!

**thunderlizard** · 31 July 2009, 12:21

From now on, Wookey Hole Caves will now be known as Wookey Hole Characterful Garden Flats.

**gingerjedi** · 31 July 2009, 12:25

Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

From now on, Wookey Hole Caves will now be known as Wookey Hole Characterful Garden Flats.

No that's not damp...

**RichardCranium** · 31 July 2009, 16:16

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