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Id dress up in womens clothes and wear a green wig for 50 grand.Originally posted by Alf W View Post
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If she weighs the same as a duck...Witches will be assessed on their costumes and character and their performance in the 'witch tests'.Comment
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That's a bit steep. I'd expect to have to pay a lot less to do that.Originally posted by pzz76077 View PostId dress up in womens clothes and wear a green wig for 50 grand.
PZZHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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What? No warlock or wizard references required? And what are the things witches do?Daniel Medley, from Wookey Hole Caves, said: "The job is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch, and do the things witches do."Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Update - the new witch is an estate agent!Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostFrom now on, Wookey Hole Caves will now be known as Wookey Hole Characterful Garden Flats.
No that's not damp...Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Ahem.
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Do you significant have experience in Administration and Project Management?
Location Gloucester
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Rate £9 - £10 /HourWith the PRINCE2 training & exam being about £1,500 you could have earned that back in about 4 weeks.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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