Youthful Hearing

[Churchill]

Hmmmm it's selective hearing, I think you have....

[Menelaus]

My hearing is bolloxed. The fur growing out of my ears doesn't help!

With a magazine of n rounds, in your own time, go on.

Mine wasn't too bad until I did a tour with a gunner regiment. Ouch.

[DaveB]

With a magazine of n rounds, in your own time, go on.

Mine wasn't too bad until I did a tour with a gunner regiment. Ouch.

Yeah, those football chants can get quite annoying after a while.

[Menelaus]

Yeah, those football chants can get quite annoying after a while.

Gunner = Royal Artillery.

To quote from Good Morning Vietnam where the Robin Williams character was speaking to an artilleryman from his own imagination...

"Anything, just play it loud, ok?"

[RichardCranium]

In the place where I'm staying ... a really annoying high pitched whine ... one of those Mosquito things.

Google might help. Blinky linky:

PEOPLE who install the child-scarer “Mosquito” device may be falling foul of the law, claims a leading human rights lawyer. James Welch, legal director of Liberty, told a Plymouth inquiry today that the devices were deliberately setting out to create a nuisance.

Liberty's opinion:

Perhaps the best way of challenging the use of this device would be via the Environmental Protection Act 1990 (EPA). Under this Act the local authority has a duty to investigate “noise emitted from a premises” that is a nuisance, and a duty to issue an ‘abatement notice’ if a nuisance is found.

[Cyberman]

My hearing is bolloxed. The fur growing out of my ears doesn't help!

You really do have 'hairing' problems.

[BrilloPad]

You really do have 'hairing' problems.

The taxi is outside and waiting.....

[NotAllThere]

... which can take an annoying whine out of your hearing range, you can use them in the ocean to listen in to whale ...

I could use that with one of my clients.

[jimjamuk]

are you 15? and do your parents know you are on this forum?