punching June Sarpong in the face

[sweetandsour]

Yes because:
1)it isn't your "brand" (I blame Thatcher for this kind of thinking).

Thatcher? What on earth are you on about? What would Thatcher have to do with this?

I would imagine this would be no concern for the hoi-polloi who are ten-a-penny. I am sure that the number of people with the same name as you is in the tens of thousands. Some of us have standards though.

2)It is only being debased by some twunt on a site frequented by other twunts

What if this twunt ends up on the TV?

What if this twunt ends up splashed across all the newspapers?

Is it reasonable to expect me to have to change my name to avoid any embarrassment?

[Alf W]

June Sarpong MBE you mean?

[Bagpuss]

Where is the "Fry Chris Moyles in his own fat" group?

[Drewster]

Thatcher? What on earth are you on about? What would Thatcher have to do with this?

I would imagine this would be no concern for the hoi-polloi who are ten-a-penny. I am sure that the number of people with the same name as you is in the tens of thousands. Some of us have standards though.

What if this twunt ends up on the TV?

What if this twunt ends up splashed across all the newspapers?

Is it reasonable to expect me to have to change my name to avoid any embarrassment?

I suggest you write to him and offer him a few choices:
a) He stops being a Twunt
b) He changes his name
c) If he doesn't do either of these you will join lots of really iffy forums and porn internet sites and really bring his name into disrepute!!!

That'll show him!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I would imagine this would be no concern for the hoi-polloi who are ten-a-penny. I am sure that the number of people with the same name as you is in the tens of thousands.

There is no-one (else) on facebook with my real name or the pseudonym I use

[original PM]

Frankly I prefer the site called Face-Fu<k

[thunderlizard]

I've known people nearly lose friends for that kind of thing: voicing opinions to a mate who turned out to have been a close schoolfriend of the famous face-punchee.

[Drewster]

I've known people nearly lose friends for that kind of thing: voicing opinions to a mate who turned out to have been a close schoolfriend of the famous face-punchee.

G1: WTF is that fat ugly bitch over there?
G2: Where....
G1: That 'kin bloater in the red tent - looks like a diseased Zepplin. 'kin 'ell it must've been a bet - "Bring a Lardy Minger!!!"
G2: Oh... Thats my wife!!
G1: No not her.. I meant the other Lardy Old Slag... I mean... I meant... Oh Tulip!

[sweetandsour]

There is no-one (else) on facebook with my real name or the pseudonym I use

You wait until it happens to you then - I bet that you will soon change your tune.

[cailin maith]

While we are at it, can we punch Fearne Cotton too?