punching June Sarpong in the face

[Pogle]

I find it objectionable, but then I'm a woman.
I'm uncomfortable with a man saying (however much in jest) that they want to hit a woman.

I'd prefer to poke people in the eye with a blunt carrot.


- I have no idea who this June person is, should I?

[sweetandsour]

1) I never use my own name on t'internet
2) I don't want to work for any organisation that is crap enough to rely on facebook for anything

Aside from that, you have a point.

There is only one other person with the same name as me on the internet and that bloke is a complete tool.

There are pictures of him acting like a cock on Facebook. My worry is that anyone searching for me might think that he was me. Do I have any redress?

[RichardCranium]

Do I have any redress?

Yes. Sue your parents for naming you after a complete tool.


(You are joking, right?)

[sweetandsour]

(You are joking, right?)

Sadly not.

There are really three other people with the same name as me on the Internet.

One is a musician.

One is a schoolkid that plays rugby.

And the other is this tosser in Manchester that could be ruining my reputation.

[RichardCranium]

Sadly not.

So you want the power to restrain the activities of a complete stranger in case you are caused embarrassment by their legal behaviour?

What if that complete tool thinks you are a boring fart who is wasting their life and wants your presence removed from the internet?

[sweetandsour]

So you want the power to restrain the activities of a complete stranger in case you are caused embarrassment by their legal behaviour?

If people would behave in a civilised manner to start with that wouldn't be necessary.

What if that complete tool thinks you are a boring fart who is wasting their life and wants your presence removed from the internet?

Other than our name appearing on the list of Directors at Companies House, my existance has no impact on this bloke at all.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

This is just one reason why Facebook is a steaming pile, however, do you really want to work for any outfit that is so dense they can't figure out which sweet/sour is you? I don't/wouldn't.

[sweetandsour]

So what you are all saying then is that this joker can debase my brand and there is nothing I can or should do about it?

[BlackenedBiker]

Let's see - punching in face groups I would join:-

Polly Toynbee
That irritating little git off Top Gear
Joanna Lumley

My stabbing, burning, boiling in oil and having eaten by giant centipedes list is much longer but starts with GB and my neighbour MR PIKEY SCUM.

Boris Johnson, shirley!!!!!!!!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

So what you are all saying then is that this joker can debase my brand and there is nothing I can or should do about it?

Yes because:
1)it isn't your "brand" (I blame Thatcher for this kind of thinking).
2)It is only being debased by some twunt on a site frequented by other twunts