Interesting things I have learned on CUK recently

[sasguru]

I believe you brought it up.......

Oh Dear.

[BlackenedBiker]

Judging by your tennis quote, your comfort zone is the sofa with cream cakes and pies.

Mmmmmm Pies........

[Drewster]

Judging by your tennis quote, your comfort zone is the sofa with cream cakes and pies.

Kebabs & Burgers please.... Don't like Pies......

[sasguru]

You just couldn't find three dicks of your magnitude in any one location.

Any particular reason for that thought?

[bogeyman]

Any particular reason for that thought?

What? Other than your posts?

I was sort of intrigued by three people using the same ID but I see no evidence of it.

[sasguru]

Erm. No. Not really.

My posts are models of reason and logic as you well know.

Don't know about the other 2 though.

[bogeyman]

My posts are models of reason and logic as you well know.

Don't know about the other 2 though.

You missed my edit.

I thought the idea of three individuals using the same ID to post was quite intriguing, but if you are indeed three individuals, I see no evidence of it.

If you are indeed three separate individuals, your opinions and manner are identical. You must, at least, be triplets.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

3. The government is useless and was only voted for (as Labour is only ever voted for) by chavs immagrunts[sic] flipless wasters (inc public sector workers in non-jobs) and guilty middle class twats. If only we had a totalitarian Tory state like Maggie wanted, we'd all be millionaires living in our ex-council houses by now.

[Zippy]

1. house prices are up
2. house prices are down
3. we're all doomed

[xoggoth]

True about doctors, they are not necessary at all. People only get illnesses because doctors invented them to make a living.

Did you ever hear of anyone in history dying of Leukemia or having IBS before doctors invented those conditions? In the middle ages if you didn't die of starvation or an early medical invention, the plague, everyone lived to a ripe old age in perfect health.

Now I am going to do something really nasty to test my theory that all illness is suggestion. This is absolutely true.

Until a few months ago I used to enjoy a glass or two or white wine. Then a lady of my acquaintance told me she couldn't drink it, she felt awful afterwards. Since then I can't take it either, I feel lethargic and depressed and often have a headache or aching limbs after just one large glass.

Now I have told you lot, enjoy your next glass of wine.