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Last Day....
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So you live in a bedsit above a pub?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul -
You know we do HoneyOriginally posted by snaw View PostSo you live in a bedsit above a pub?
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Wow. "Dude gets pissed in the pub on his own" alert.Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostArrive, Timesheet signature, Invoice, Gloat on CUK, Leave.
Home by 12:30
Pub by 12:31Comment
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Originally posted by Ivor Bigun View PostWow. "Dude gets pissed in the pub on his own" alert.
Well everyone else is at work. What is the fun of gloat with people..
Gloating is a lone sport.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Last day here at clientco, last day as a contractor for the foreseeable as I drop back into permie land. Packing up my equipment from my desk at the mo, got my timesheet signed first thing this morning, doing final bits of docs etc and then off home at 4pm sharp.
I've had a good innings
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Good luck and may the force be with you ALWAYSFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Log off from CUK and hand over your badgeOriginally posted by basshead View PostLast day here at clientco, last day as a contractor for the foreseeable as I drop back into permie land. Packing up my equipment from my desk at the mo, got my timesheet signed first thing this morning, doing final bits of docs etc and then off home at 4pm sharp.
I've had a good innings
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Last day here as well - 30 mins to go.
New gig starting Thursday (boom!)
"Keep them at 24,000"
"No, feet"
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Just about to do this..Originally posted by Andy2 View PostLog off from CUK and hand over your badge
All set to leave...just waiting for a chap to show him some potential bugs in his code
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